Classy Harry Reid glad he doesn’t have to smell Americans anymore

Harry Reid

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Smelly tourists.

The US Capitol Visitors Center opened this morning, seven years after ground broke, and after overrunning the budget by 800%*, giving tourists a place to visit that doesn’t put them in contact with high muckety-muck Democrat Senators and Representatives like Dingy Harry Reid and San Fran Nan Pelosi, let alone such law-making and breaking stalwarts as Dollar Bill Jefferson. “Phew,” our American aristocracy sniffs, and shudders at the now-unthinkable thought of experiencing the proletarian stench.

“They can’t carry Arrid XXTra Dry on the plane? Let them wash with Chanel,” Pelosi blinked.**

h/t: Capital Research

* $71M to $621M counts as an 800% increase in my book.
** I made that part up. But not the rest.


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3 thoughts on “Classy Harry Reid glad he doesn’t have to smell Americans anymore

  1. Pingback: Democratic America, Goverment and Election » Classy Harry Reid glad he doesn’t have to smell Americans anymore

  2. You know, if they’d put bars on the cages of the cogresscritter zoo, it wouldn’t be so bad. Of course, some of them are dangerous whether caged or not. Ought to issue visitors shock batons, at the very least. Oops. Nope, congresscritters’ skins are too thick. Wouldn’t work worth a darn. Back to the drawing board…

  3. Now that you mention it, caging them up is pretty attractive. I’m thinking of the children in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang rising up against the King and Queen of Vulgaria and finally catching the Childcatcher in his own net.

    Candy, ice cream, lollipops, earmarks!

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